Funny Poems By Shane D. Williams http://www.shanedwilliams.com Funny Poems By Shane D. Williams Yuck! http://www.shanedwilliams.com/funny_poems/view/271 Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:29:00 CDT http://www.shanedwilliams.com/funny_poems?blogm=view&blogid=271 Slimy noodles, mushy peas,
Rock hard pizza, stinky cheese,
Rubber meat loaf, nasty corn…
Makes me wish I wasn’t born!

Oozing chicken, goopy pie…
If I eat this, I might die!
Why is that green? What’s that smell?
What is this stuff? I can’t tell!

Casserole that’s two weeks old!
Scrape it out then check for mold!
Brown potatoes, dried out chili…
“Of course it’s fine, now don’t be silly!”

Gross out gravy, mystery meat…
“Dinner time! It’s time to eat!”
No thanks, I’ve lost my appetite…
I do not like “leftovers” night!

© Shane D. Williams

]]> H2O NO! http://www.shanedwilliams.com/funny_poems/view/129 Tue, 28 May 2013 19:21:00 CDT http://www.shanedwilliams.com/funny_poems?blogm=view&blogid=129 The wicked witch just melted!
Oh yes, you heard me right.
She will no longer terrorize
Or fill our hearts with fright.

A simple splash of water
And the wicked witch was dead.
Which has me sort of puzzled,
Yes, it made me scratch my head.

It doesn’t make much sense to me.
Can someone please explain?
She drove a broom, but somehow
Never got caught in the rain?

Never had a drink of water
To quench her wicked thirst?
Or swam? Or rode a water slide?
Now that would be the worst!

She never took a shower?
Never felt all fresh and clean?
No wonder she was grumpy,
And no wonder she was green!

No need to be scared anymore
Of witches I suppose
So if one starts to bother you,
Just spray her with the hose.

© Shane D. Williams

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