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"THE SUN IS ON FIRE! A RAGTAG MOB OF HILARIOUS POEMS"
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Award-Winning poet, Shane D. Williams is back at it with another collection of over 50 wacky, witty, and hysterical poems for children and adults. This award-winning collection includes fan favorites like: I Live with myself, Remember That Day?, H20 NO!, T-Wrecks, Little Miss Fibberpants, and more! All books ordered from shanedwilliams.com will be signed by the author!

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Over 50 side-splitting poems that will have you smiling, giggling and laughing out loud! Filled with funny twists, witty word-play and a host of mixed up characters, this collection is a must have for kids and adults who love to laugh! All books ordered from shanedwilliams.com will be signed by the author!

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Things are pleasant in the little town of Quiet! until Mel Beezer discovers he's allergic to his own sneezes! Blending wit and humor with lively imagery, The Endless Achoo! is a delightfully clever tale that is sure to become a bedtime favorite with children and parents alike. All books ordered from shanedwilliams.com will be signed by the author!

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In honor of Shane's very popular poem entitled "Nothing", we are excited to announce the release of our newest product for sale on shanedwilliams.com - nothing! Our nothing is made from the purest nothing we couldn't find. No added anything or something! Just 100% pure nothing! It's just like flushing your money down the toilet... only better! 

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Don't delay and buy nothing today!

What are you going to be for Halloween?
 You'll never know
 None of your business
 Stop asking questions
 I WANT CANDY!!!
 A Ghost


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