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Award-Winning poet, Shane D. Williams is back at it with another collection of over 50 wacky, witty, and hysterical poems for children and adults. This award-winning collection includes fan favorites like: I Live with myself, Remember That Day?, H20 NO!, T-Wrecks, Little Miss Fibberpants, and more! All books ordered from will be signed by the author!


Over 50 side-splitting poems that will have you smiling, giggling and laughing out loud! Filled with funny twists, witty word-play and a host of mixed up characters, this collection is a must have for kids and adults who love to laugh! All books ordered from will be signed by the author!


Things are pleasant in the little town of Quiet! until Mel Beezer discovers he's allergic to his own sneezes! Blending wit and humor with lively imagery, The Endless Achoo! is a delightfully clever tale that is sure to become a bedtime favorite with children and parents alike. All books ordered from will be signed by the author!


In honor of Shane's very popular poem entitled "Nothing", we are excited to announce the release of our newest product for sale on - nothing! Our nothing is made from the purest nothing we couldn't find. No added anything or something! Just 100% pure nothing! It's just like flushing your money down the toilet... only better! 

Here are just a few reasons why you should buy nothing today:

- Order online and receive nothing instantly!

- Easy to store and takes up literally no space!

- Environmentally safe and pet friendly!

- No hidden value!

- 100% authentic!

- No batteries or assembly required!

- Makes a great gift!

Don't delay and buy nothing today!

What are you most thankful for?
 cranberry sauce
 these polls
 superman underpants
 underpants in general

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