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Friday, 07 May 2027
My name is Jim Naysium
I like indoor sports!
I’m simply amazing
On basketball courts!

I’m brilliant at volleyball!
I rock the rope climb.
Wanna play dodge ball?
I win every time!

Racquetball’s awesome!
Wrestling’s fun!
I jump rope like crazy
And bench press a ton!

But I am abysmal
At just a few things
Like pommel horse, balance beam,
High bar and rings…

I stink at that stuff…
But my cousin’s fantastic!
He’s downright amazing!
His name is Jim Nastic.

© Shane D. Williams

Posted by: Shane D. Williams AT 01:05 pm   |  Permalink   |  1 Comment  |  Email
Comments:
im choosing this one for my wedding vows!!!!! lol jks
Posted by yellowfin on 05/16/2012 20:26:59

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