The apple wasn’t friendly.
He was rotten to the core.
He grabbed the sweet potato and
He mashed him on the floor.
The lemon saw it happen,
And it made him really sour -
Tossed apple in the blender there,
And then turned on the power.
And that is how it started, yes,
It was an outright brawl!
The yeast rose up and smoked the ham
And made the soufflé fall!
The chunky stew sat on the rolls.
The eggs? They all got beat!
I’m not too sure who creamed the corn,
But they also creamed the wheat!
The toast got burned! The meat got minced!
The nuts have all been crushed!
The onions got karate chopped!
And all the ice got slushed!
The kitchen is a giant mess,
Which I now have to clean…
That was, by far, the worst
Food fight that I have ever seen!
© Shane D. Williams