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Monday, 18 September 2028

The apple wasn’t friendly.
He was rotten to the core.
He grabbed the sweet potato and
He mashed him on the floor.

The lemon saw it happen,
And it made him really sour -
Tossed apple in the blender there,
And then turned on the power.

And that is how it started, yes,
It was an outright brawl!
The yeast rose up and smoked the ham
And made the soufflé fall!

The chunky stew sat on the rolls.
The eggs? They all got beat!
I’m not too sure who creamed the corn,
But they also creamed the wheat!

The toast got burned! The meat got minced!
The nuts have all been crushed!
The onions got karate chopped!
And all the ice got slushed!

The kitchen is a giant mess,
Which I now have to clean…
That was, by far, the worst
Food fight that I have ever seen!

© Shane D. Williams

Posted by: Shane D. Williams AT 07:39 am   |  Permalink   |  5 Comments  |  Email
Comments:
Great references and play on words. You and I have a very similar sense of humor!
Posted by Bill Schoff on 02/02/2012 - 05:53 PM
This reminds me of the good old Shane from West Valley... back when it was Sandy and Wendy and the Darell barrel was cut with a Shane saw.
Posted by Lee Allen on 02/28/2012 - 08:24 AM
Funny, nice plays with the words...time to share with the kids
Posted by Penny on 01/09/2013 - 01:44 PM
you are a riley great story teller love you
Posted by shyann on 04/06/2013 - 09:19 PM
funny!
Posted by jake on 10/24/2013 - 12:11 PM

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