Saturday, 30 January 2027
The wicked witch just melted!
Oh yes, you heard me right.
She will no longer terrorize
Or fill our hearts with fright.
A simple splash of water
And the wicked witch was dead.
Which has me sort of puzzled,
Yes, it made me scratch my head.
It doesn’t make much sense to me.
Can someone please explain?
She drove a broom, but somehow
Never got caught in the rain?
Never had a drink of water
To quench her wicked thirst?
Or swam? Or rode a water slide?
Now that would be the worst!
She never took a shower?
Never felt all fresh and clean?
No wonder she was grumpy,
And no wonder she was green!
No need to be scared anymore
Of witches I suppose
So if one starts to bother you,
Just spray her with the hose.
© Shane D. Williams
