While I was on a field trip
At the candy factory,
I fell into the mixer
And the mixer mixed up me!

My mouth is on my elbow now.
My eyes are on my cheeks.
It’ll take some getting used to, yes
I’ll need some new techniques.

My left arm now comes out my head.
My foot comes out my ear.
And where my nose is really stinks!
That’s right… it’s on my rear!

© Shane D Williams