Funny Poems
Friday, 27 June 2014

My goose done laid a golden egg

How stupid! What a waste!

It's very difficult to chew

And has an awful taste!

© Shane D. Williams

Posted by: Shane D. Williams AT 09:03 am   |  Permalink   |  0 Comments  |  Email
Friday, 27 June 2014

Cleaning my room is fantastic!
Eating my veggies is great!
I love getting smooched by Aunt Bertha;
Her slobber is simply top rate!

It's magical doing the dishes!
Mowing the lawn is the best!
I love doing mountains of homework,
And studying for my math test!

I love getting poked by the doctor!
I simply adore Daddy's feet!
My teacher's the best teacher ever!
My sister is pretty and sweet!

Hold on, now – this still isn't working!
It's not meant to be, I suppose...
I fibbed and I fibbed, like Pinocchio did,
But I still have this short, stubby nose!

© Shane D. Williams

Posted by: Shane D. Williams AT 09:02 am   |  Permalink   |  1 Comment  |  Email
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Why are turtles slow?
 They're Lazy
 duh... they're turtles!

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