Funny Poems
Wednesday, 05 November 2014

My pet is a T-Rex.

He’s not all that great.

In fact, here’s a list

Of my friends that he ate.

Margaret and Herman,

Larry and Brad.

As you can imagine,

Their folks are quite mad.

He wakes up the neighbors

While roaring at night.

He makes massive messes!

He’s never polite.

He doesn’t play fetch.

He doesn’t play ball.

He doesn’t roll over.

He’s no fun at all!

If you want a T-Rex,

If that’s what you wish,

Please take my advice,

And just stick with a fish!

© Shane D Williams

Posted by: Shane D. Williams AT 12:28 pm   |  Permalink   |  2 Comments  |  Email
Friday, 27 June 2014

My goose done laid a golden egg

How stupid! What a waste!

It's very difficult to chew

And has an awful taste!

© Shane D. Williams

Posted by: Shane D. Williams AT 09:03 am   |  Permalink   |  0 Comments  |  Email
Friday, 27 June 2014

Cleaning my room is fantastic!
Eating my veggies is great!
I love getting smooched by Aunt Bertha;
Her slobber is simply top rate!

It's magical doing the dishes!
Mowing the lawn is the best!
I love doing mountains of homework,
And studying for my math test!

I love getting poked by the doctor!
I simply adore Daddy's feet!
My teacher's the best teacher ever!
My sister is pretty and sweet!

Hold on, now – this still isn't working!
It's not meant to be, I suppose...
I fibbed and I fibbed, like Pinocchio did,
But I still have this short, stubby nose!

© Shane D. Williams

Posted by: Shane D. Williams AT 09:02 am   |  Permalink   |  1 Comment  |  Email
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